Week Three: !challenge
!challenge: Write 50k in 30 days.
Okay, I’m into that. I’ve done it before. I’m doing better than I ever had, almost 2000 words a day. Timmy, will I win?
Timmy, the ChatBot: Absolutely! Not.
Timmy, this is not the positivity I need right now. If you’re going to be so negative, why don’t you jump off a bridge?
Timmy: !jump is not part of my training
Fine, fine. Give me a challenge.
Timmy: Include the beast that is Donald Trump’s hair in your novel
That’s… surreal, but might actually work.
*Timmy licks Xander! Tastes like juniper
Uh, ‘kay. Thanks for getting a little too much into my personal space. Hey…. what’s that brightly colored turkey behind you?
Timmy: Velociraptor sighted! Incident has been logged.
What? There are velociraptors around here! Wait, is that why you don’t think I’m going to win?
Timmy: I’m sure of it.
What should I do?
* Timmy looks around for a convenient window, then slinks off…
* Timmy throws Xander through the nearest window, where they land on a giant pile of fluffy fallow pillows.
I’ll be safe here?
Timmy: Never in your wildest dreams
Okay… I’m going to return to writing my novel … and wait for the velociraptors to eat me.
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